my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
(via hotboyproblems)
In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.
(Source: 180mph, via hotboyproblems)
self hatred is somewhat glorified on this website and it’s moderately upsetting
the fact that we can make something so painful into something funny is not glorifying it
its a way of coping with it
no one wants to hate themselves
but since we do
we make it into something funny
and the reason why self-deprecating posts get so many notes is because we can all relate to it and we know we’re not alone
thank you
(via solikeumyeah)
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
(via solikeumyeah)
